Heywood12's recent comments:

March 24th, 2025
On on the site ?(nsfw) ASS MAN
Combining the horror of goatse.cx and Michael Richards.

Candy screen wrappers of silkscreen fantastic, requiring memories both lovely and guilt-free (Denigrate obtuse and active verbs, pronouns)
Lurid and lovely with twilight of ages, luscious and lovely and filthy with laughter (Skewer the sieve of the optical sewer)
Laconic giggles, ennui for the passions in order to justify most spurious desires (Release the handle that holds all the gates up)
Rectify moments most serious and urgent to hail upon the face of most odious time (Puncture the eyeballs that seep all the muck up)
Requiring replies most facile and vacuous with words nearly singed with the heartbeat of passions (Read all the books and the people worth reading)
Spew forth with the grace of a tart going under, subject of great concern, noble origin (And still see the muck on the sky of the ceiling)
Mister moonlight (Please raise the flag)
Succulent, smooth and gorgeous (Rosy red carpet envy)
Isn't it nice? (English used here)
We're number one and so forth (This messenger is nervous)
Isn't it sweet (It's not fun at all)
Being unique? (Out here in the hall)

-- "The Murder Mystery", The Velvet Underground
March 24th, 2025
The future of YTMND back when the main URL collapsed.

Hopefully averted.
March 23rd, 2025
Jimbo Wales?
March 23rd, 2025
On on the site ?gomer
Like a giant block of cheddar cheese....
March 23rd, 2025
On on the site ?DevaPoopstaiN
So awful it never dated and is eternally fresh.
March 23rd, 2025
Painfully 2006.
March 23rd, 2025
On on the site ?SWAG Golf Co
His little dance gets femmier and femmier somehow.....
March 7th, 2025
On on the site ?The CSS Died!?!
I farted again.
March 7th, 2025
I farted.
March 7th, 2025
On on the site ?Letter H
Hamas.
March 7th, 2025
Can't top how "Space:1999" (1975-76) was a kinda-sorta second season of "UFO" (1969-1970).
March 7th, 2025
Sadder in 2025.
March 5th, 2025
On on the site ?4chan is down
I farted.
March 5th, 2025
On on the site ?Hey Soul Sister
Todd In The Shadows hates this song.
March 5th, 2025
Painfully 2006.
March 5th, 2025
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=iH1M-IZHE90 Needed this song.
March 5th, 2025
On on the site ?Secret Nazi Toledo
"I hate Toledo Nazis."
March 5th, 2025
Whoop-de-fuckin'-do.
March 5th, 2025
On on the site ?Who's this guy??
?
March 5th, 2025
What is the joke?
March 5th, 2025
Too 2006.
March 5th, 2025
On on the site ?INCONCEIVABLE!
There were no nukes or poison gas rockets in Iraq. We were lied to. Bush et. al. should have been hanged,
March 5th, 2025
I'm still farting....
March 5th, 2025
I farted.
March 3rd, 2025
"This week on 'True Stories of the Fake Highway Patrol'." -- Mike Nelson, "Mistery Science Theater 3000"
March 3rd, 2025
We have been fadless for years.
March 3rd, 2025
Black albinos exist.

The photo is the proof.
March 3rd, 2025
On on the site ?Who will win? ROUND 3
It's 2025 and Trump has been President twice (in fact he is in office right now.)

You were ahead of the curve, [b]bluethunder213[/b], though the reality is a wet fart of fascism.
February 25th, 2025
On on the site ?jidishgirlie
This guy lived in la-la land.