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Combining the horror of goatse.cx and Michael Richards.
Candy screen wrappers of silkscreen fantastic, requiring memories both lovely and guilt-free (Denigrate obtuse and active verbs, pronouns)
Lurid and lovely with twilight of ages, luscious and lovely and filthy with laughter (Skewer the sieve of the optical sewer)
Laconic giggles, ennui for the passions in order to justify most spurious desires (Release the handle that holds all the gates up)
Rectify moments most serious and urgent to hail upon the face of most odious time (Puncture the eyeballs that seep all the muck up)
Requiring replies most facile and vacuous with words nearly singed with the heartbeat of passions (Read all the books and the people worth reading)
Spew forth with the grace of a tart going under, subject of great concern, noble origin (And still see the muck on the sky of the ceiling)
Mister moonlight (Please raise the flag)
Succulent, smooth and gorgeous (Rosy red carpet envy)
Isn't it nice? (English used here)
We're number one and so forth (This messenger is nervous)
Isn't it sweet (It's not fun at all)
Being unique? (Out here in the hall)
-- "The Murder Mystery", The Velvet Underground
Candy screen wrappers of silkscreen fantastic, requiring memories both lovely and guilt-free (Denigrate obtuse and active verbs, pronouns)
Lurid and lovely with twilight of ages, luscious and lovely and filthy with laughter (Skewer the sieve of the optical sewer)
Laconic giggles, ennui for the passions in order to justify most spurious desires (Release the handle that holds all the gates up)
Rectify moments most serious and urgent to hail upon the face of most odious time (Puncture the eyeballs that seep all the muck up)
Requiring replies most facile and vacuous with words nearly singed with the heartbeat of passions (Read all the books and the people worth reading)
Spew forth with the grace of a tart going under, subject of great concern, noble origin (And still see the muck on the sky of the ceiling)
Mister moonlight (Please raise the flag)
Succulent, smooth and gorgeous (Rosy red carpet envy)
Isn't it nice? (English used here)
We're number one and so forth (This messenger is nervous)
Isn't it sweet (It's not fun at all)
Being unique? (Out here in the hall)
-- "The Murder Mystery", The Velvet Underground
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