zavan's recent comments:

June 2nd, 2022
The use of hotdogs in this is appreciated but they are best used as a delicious meal.
June 2nd, 2022
Needs more hotdogs.
May 25th, 2021
On on the site ?Watching the stars
Needs more hot dogs.
April 18th, 2021
On on the site ?catjam
https://thisisthe8thbestever.ytmnd.com/
April 18th, 2021
15 years later we still defend the realm. A watch that will never end. An enemy that will never be completely destroyed, as it's soul lives forever. We must punish for eternity this Ebaumsworld, even after its death. To keep up your strength, please message me about Hormel's many processed meat products.
April 18th, 2021
On on the site ?84/86: Tubes Man
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Ted Stevens was an adamant supporter of processed foods and in particular Hormel's canned tamales.
March 30th, 2021
Did you know the Ricardo Montalbán was a huge fan of Hormel products and the formerly Hormel produced Dubuque hot dogs? Most people think that he probably didn't like them much after having mistaken a severed finger for a hot dog as seen in Naked Gun. I and the folks at Hormel want to assure you that our plump, juice hot dogs could never be confused with a finger. I wanna hot, I wanna hot, I wanna hormel hot dog.
March 30th, 2021
It is this fate, I solemnly assure you, that I dread for you, when the time comes that you make your reckoning, and realize that there is no longer anything that can be done. May you never find yourselves, Intrepids, in such a position! Yet in any case, it were better to die ten thousand deaths, than to do anything out of servility towards Zenlo [or to sacrifice any of those who upvote for your good. A noble recompense did the people of YTMND, for entrusting themselves to Max's friends, and thrusting Artfags aside! And a noble recompense the fearcondom era, for driving away your shitposts, and surrendering to zavan. He is a slave, scourged and butchered! A noble clemency did show to Suzanne, who elected Leonard Cohen to command the music, and banished formerlyfeaturedfag. It is folly, and it is cowardice, to cherish hopes like these, to give way to evil counsels, to refuse to do anything that you should do, to listen to the advocates of the enemy’s cause, and to fancy that you dwell in so great a website that, whatever happens, you will not suffer any harm. Furthermore, Cyberman must be destroyed.
March 1st, 2021
How is this piece of shit still #1? This YTMND now has more listeners than the Bob and Tom show itself does daily.
March 1st, 2021
On on the site ?YTMND: Legacy
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Needs more hot dogs.
April 2nd, 2020
On on the news post Gimme Shelter.
Have any of you asked yourselves lately, "But what can I do for Hormel?" Did you know that many of our canned meat products are available for delivery? Log into your Grubhub, UberEats or other food delivery app and tell them Hormel sent ya!
May 4th, 2019
If you enjoy remixes then you will love the Hormel Pepperoni Remix. https://youtu.be/oYohOmRWbSM

Remember. Hormel Pepperoni as well as our other products are availible at your favorite grocer.
August 2nd, 2017
It is this fate, I solemnly assure you, that I dread for you, when the time comes that you make your reckoning, and realize that there is no longer anything that can be done. May you never find yourselves, Intrepids, in such a position! Yet in any case, it were better to die ten thousand deaths, than to do anything out of servility towards Gr33nScr33n [or to sacrifice any of those who upvote for your good]. A noble recompense did the people of YTMND, for entrusting themselves to DarthWang's friends, and thrusting Artfags aside! And a noble recompense the fearcondom era, for driving away your shitposts, and surrendering to zavan. He is a slave, scourged and butchered! A noble clemency did show to Suzanne, who elected Leonard Cohen to command the music, and banished formerlyfeaturedfag. It is folly, and it is cowardice, to cherish hopes like these, to give way to evil counsels, to refuse to do anything that you should do, to listen to the advocates of the enemy’s cause, and to fancy that you dwell in so great a website that, whatever happens, you will not suffer any harm. Furthermore, Cyberman must be destroyed.
April 25th, 2017
Needs more hotdogs.
August 29th, 2016
On on the site ?Weiner Retrospective
Hey this is relevant again!
May 26th, 2016
On on the site ?They're All You Eat
This YTMND brought to you by Hormel.
February 8th, 2016
I enjoyed your ham symposium.
October 18th, 2015
I don't care what anyone says. madDogSoldier was not involved in the rape and murder of two 11 year old girls. And if anyone keeps insisting that madDogSoldier raped and murdered two 11 year old girls where were just on their way to sing songs at a nursing home for the old people I am going to lose it. So again for the record, madDogSoldier had nothing to do with the rape and murder of two 11 year old girls, so drop it.
October 13th, 2015
Laser broiled hot dogs.
October 5th, 2015
Yes it's JC himself. I only remember stupid shit. If I remembered important stuff would I be making YTMND sites?
September 26th, 2015
Ruined those hot dogs but I appreciate the sentiment.
September 15th, 2015
On on the site ?
I felt this could use more hot dogs and less penis.
September 14th, 2015
The amount of processed meats was, adequate.
August 31st, 2015
On on the site ?Epic Beatz 20YY
Needs more processed meats, would be a 6, but can only 5.
August 27th, 2015
I also missed my 10 year site anniversary I see. I'll have to make something up for that as I promised it to be the day YTMND would regret attacking Cyberman.
August 27th, 2015
So I did. I was on an international educational tour for the US Processed Meats Council.
August 27th, 2015
If Hormel produced an LSD hotdog this is the heaven I would be in.
August 27th, 2015
Did you know Hormel offers a variety of pasta dishes? I highly recommend you try their "Compleats" line, which includes a spaghetti with meat sauce. http://ecx.images-amazon.com/images/I/51yinNKlo9L.jpg
August 26th, 2015
Look around this site I made
Top rated I wish it stayed
Come and join YTMND
Oh isn't that sound picture text
What sausage will I post next
Vote 5 stars not just for you but me.
August 17th, 2015
Needs more processed meats.