The nightmare corpse-city of Frito-R'lyeh was built in measureless eons behind history by the vast, loathsome, puffy shapes that tumbled down from the orange stars. There lay great Chee-thulhu and his hordes, hidden in crunchy cheese vaults until the end.
Then the liberated Old Ones would teach them new ways to shout and kill and revel and enjoy themselves dangerously, and all the earth would flame with an orange holocaust of ecstasy and freedom.
The secret priests would take great Chee-thulhu from his tomb to revive His cheddar-cheesy subjects and resume his rule of Earth....Then mankind would have become as the Great Old Ones; free and wild and beyond crunchiness and puffiness, with laws and morals thrown aside and all men shouting and killing and revelling in cheesy joy.
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