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theREALtimewarp
June 25th, 2007
9:22:43 AM CDT
On on the site ?The un-funny truth (teksoqp was born here)
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Unfortunately, this must be 1'd until the music is changed back, for great justice.
theREALtimewarp
February 3rd, 2007
9:32:05 PM CST
On on the site ?Vader Myspace Suicide
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Someone please tell me how the f*ck this particular myspace suicide is NWS?
theREALtimewarp
February 3rd, 2007
9:27:40 PM CST
On on the site ?olmec myspace suicide
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Winnar! Winnar! Winnar!
theREALtimewarp
February 2nd, 2007
10:35:31 PM CST
On on the site ?Mac vs. PC
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F*cking pwned. You, sir, win an internets.
theREALtimewarp
January 15th, 2007
7:32:12 AM CST
On on the site ?SEGA STOLE SONIC SHOCKER!!!
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pwnage.
theREALtimewarp
December 2nd, 2006
5:20:02 PM CST
On on the site ?(nsfw) The Greatest Story Ever Told
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Punching through a man's clenched fist FTW!
theREALtimewarp
November 27th, 2006
8:30:15 PM CST
On on the site ?The un-funny truth (teksoqp was born here)
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als;kklds;al;llslkl;ask sl;aks lk;l kl;? teksoqp.
theREALtimewarp
November 23rd, 2006
7:52:53 PM CST
On on the site ?The unfunny truth behind 9/11
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Making fun of the deaths of thousands of people is not cool.
theREALtimewarp
October 7th, 2006
2:03:46 PM CDT
On on the site ?Pale Blue Dot (an atheist's view - tiny update)
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That is very humbling. Nothing has ever struck such a chord with me, before.
theREALtimewarp
September 29th, 2006
2:21:00 PM CDT
On on the site ?if you don't like PETA but are ready for the vegan revolution...
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Terrorism is bad, m'kay...
theREALtimewarp
September 1st, 2006
11:48:47 AM CDT
On on the site ?MacGyver helps Pluto
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"What a stupid ending. What does the rock and dirt have to do with the ribbon? Why does Pluto need reminding?" Pluto was recently stripped of its Planet status by astronomers. And do you even know who MacGyver is?
theREALtimewarp
August 31st, 2006
9:15:21 PM CDT
On on the site ?Bush Celebrates Victory!
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Good. One less dumbass using up my oxygen. ^_^
theREALtimewarp
August 4th, 2006
4:53:59 AM CDT
On on the site ?A message...
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You fail, please f*ck off and die. ^_^
theREALtimewarp
August 2nd, 2006
4:48:05 AM CDT
On on the site ?Incredible Exploits of Nothing
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This blows. At least do some research before attempting to call bullsh*t on all the thousands of scientists who dedicated their lives to figure all this out.
theREALtimewarp
August 1st, 2006
6:46:47 PM CDT
On on the site ?Legend of Zelda : Mouskau's Mask
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5'D, btw.
theREALtimewarp
August 1st, 2006
6:45:45 PM CDT
On on the site ?Legend of Zelda : Mouskau's Mask
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" I don't remember there being re-deads in majora's mask " Then you obviously haven't completed the game. There are plenty of them in Ikana Valley.
theREALtimewarp
August 1st, 2006
9:06:16 AM CDT
On on the site ?Even objects have life
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you fail, please try again ^_^
theREALtimewarp
August 1st, 2006
8:53:03 AM CDT
On on the site ?Silent ringtone.. FAIL
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Silent to adults, yes. Not to teens, there was a news report about this not too long ago.
theREALtimewarp
August 1st, 2006
5:48:46 AM CDT
On on the site ?Don't fuck with GOD!
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Ok, someone PLEASE tell me what the f*ck atheism has to do with the anti-christ?
theREALtimewarp
July 30th, 2006
6:29:12 PM CDT
On on the site ?Soda Owned
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Hah, that's happened to me before. When it did, I just opened the can with a knife. :P
theREALtimewarp
July 19th, 2006
10:32:46 AM CDT
On on the site ?Count to 31 on one hand!
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Really easy to pick up. Either that, or I'm bored out of my mind. :P This gets a 101.
theREALtimewarp
July 18th, 2006
5:10:29 PM CDT
On on the site ?AMPERSAND POUND EIGHTY-SIX
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R
theREALtimewarp
July 18th, 2006
10:10:27 AM CDT
On on the site ?Epic Guinea Pig Maneuver
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"this is like a year old onion article.. and how is it epic?" Its epic until YOU can have sex with 24 women in a night.
theREALtimewarp
July 17th, 2006
6:30:11 PM CDT
On on the site ?
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theREALtimewarp
July 17th, 2006
5:25:26 AM CDT
On on the site ?Sonic Says... (Brought to you by PETA)
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"Meat gives you cancer" FTW.
theREALtimewarp
July 17th, 2006
5:20:55 AM CDT
On on the site ?PETA Kills Animals O RLY?
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"peta probably saves more animals than it kills." O RLY? : Since 1998, PETA has transferred a total of 130 animals to other shelters, and 21 of them were chickens. By comparison, it killed over 10,000 animals.
theREALtimewarp
July 17th, 2006
5:15:14 AM CDT
On on the site ?(nsfw) PETA sucks dick
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You know what else resulted from animal research? Insulin. You know who is a diabetic and needs to take that medication? The vice president of PETA. God damn wastes of oxygen.
theREALtimewarp
July 17th, 2006
5:09:13 AM CDT
On on the site ?Suck it, PETA (fixed)
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f*cking owned! 5!
theREALtimewarp
July 16th, 2006
5:33:52 PM CDT
On on the site ?Crazy telemarketer call
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ROFLMFAO! She won't be able to talk for a week!
theREALtimewarp
July 16th, 2006
4:51:22 PM CDT
On on the site ?Pro-Choice are the world's stupidest breed...
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Look at it this way, dumbass, abstinance may be 100% effective (unless you are christian, in which case you may give birth to Jesus), and has 0% of the fun. The pill, on the other hand is 99.9% effective, and has 100% of the fun. Now put down the crack pipe, and stop making sh*tty YTMNDs.