I know nothing about Magic but this was funny. NEDM needs protection from fire. Also how about a barrel roll card? If you flip the card over and it lands right side up you avoid all damage. Or something like that.

"The Beast Sleeps And All Will Soon Be Revealed." A comment left on a blog by someone supposedly related to the website. "The Beast" was an alternate reality game considered to be the father of the genre (Wikipedia articles on Eon8 and The Beast(game)).