it was probably wrong calling it a 'mascot'. it's just something my bar is going to throw on promotional posters and tshirts this summer. in retrospect $20 was a low offer, but i was honestly just trying to establish some initial contact about it and then probably end up paying more once i got some serious efforts and talked to someone. and actually some dude on here made a really good one and all he wanted was the $20 but he won't write me back to let me know how to pay him.
my best friend is a graphic designer. he's done stuff for us in the past, but he's in rehab right now. i respect gds and their field of work. but you guys gotta also understand, this is frigging cleveland, not manhattan. we don't exactly have a booming art industry here. and i'm not some big restaurant chain trying to come up with a mascot i will use to make profits off of for years to come. i just need a summer design, and a goddamn party parrot. i had no idea so many would offended by this.
thanks for everyone who stood up for me. understand i'm not trying to undercut "the graphic design" industry. i don't work for the 'man' and i'm not trying to exploit cheap labor to get my evil corporate mascot. we just needed somethin to throw on some shirts this summer for our new patio. i figured this would be a good way to reach some bored people with artistic talent and maybe a need for a lil cash. and thanks to all who are making serious efforts, & even the ones who just made me laugh my *ss off.
i came here because i know very little about this kind of sh*t. i figured there might be a few bored artists here...not necessarily pros...who would like the challenge, the money and/or recognition. i had no intention of offending anyone but goddamn you are one sensitive bastard.
dude. i own a very small business. i wasn't expecting any real serious efforts here anyway. just maybe a few ideas or something. i'm a reg user here and figured i'd give it a shot. just wanted to throw something on our tshirts for giveaways this summer. its not like its going to be some big corporate logo or mascot. we are a tiny piece of sh*t dive bar and we are just throwing a drawing on some tshirts for giveaways and sh*t. jesus christ lighten up.
officially 1st in the running so far. i don't feel like searching through google image to see if you ripped this off somewhere, so im taking your word that your really made it. awesome.
first of all, f*ck you. i am a regular here and contribute to this site, this is my alt. second of all, f*ck you. i just gave money to this site to help support it. third of all, f*ck you, ytmnd is for advertisers, advertisements help keep this site alive. fourth of all, f*ck you, even this site i made, trying to get a tshirt design made for the piece of sh*t bar i own and maybe have some people get creative and have fun in the process, is better than all 4 of your sh*tty sites combined. go screw.
lol there is nothing to get. i need a goddamn cool looking party parrot for promotional sh*t for my bar. so i offered a contest on here. mostly i've just gotten jokes and giant c*cks, but hoping i might get one or two serious efforts. it looks like omgbrblol at least took the time to draw this one out and scan, i appreciate it. but obviously i cant throw this on a tshirt or anything.
going to bed. please keep submitting. PM me any serious entries. (or joke entries if you wanna be a dick) i know someone out there has 20 min to spare to make a quick 20 bucks. and like i said, the better and higher quality it is, the more i will pay. it's a small bar, this isn't some national chain. just a little dive cleveland bar looking for a lil help. you'll get money and a cool shirt and you can put design work for my bar/restaurant on your resume. there's lotsa good artists here, give it a shot.
seriously...good. you're in the top running. it looks like you have skills. a little more detail and the removal of "naked" (we cater to families during the day) and this is a serious contender. this is the closest to what i'm looking for so far
bar is trying to attract young, hot girls. (which is a very difficult thing to do in cleveland considering there are like 10 in the entire city) think spuds mckenzie, but a drunk margaritaville parrot that everyone wants to party with. pictures of gigantic c*cks, while lawlworthy, do not make good t shirts. i knew most of these sites would be jokes but i'm hopin i might get one or two actual decent attempts.
My best friend's sister's boyfriend's brother's girlfriend heard from this guy who knows this kid who's going with the girl who saw Ferris pass out at 31 Flavors last night. I guess it's pretty serious.
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