Was kind of hoping for a headbutt in this one, but I guess that's too old now.

At least try to sync it.

Last time on Star Toke: The Next Generhashin; The Enterhighz encounters the ultra square Borg, who, in an effort to harsh the crew's mellow, abduct Captain Pacard, and turn him way uncool. After seeing the devastating losses at Wolf 420, newly promoted Captain Reefer is forced to use the Enterhighz main deflector bong in an effort to stop the square Borg from reaching Earth and destroying all weed production in the galaxy.

As seen on TV? I never saw...oh, I get it.

There needs to be an animated version with "smilin' bob's" wave as the dispenser.

Auto 5 for MST3K

You only have it set on the rinse cycle! To get the funk out, you need to dial one number higher!

Did I do that?

I knew the Enterprise computer was an old NES!

That had to be my favorite clip from Tiny Toons. Still think of it every time I go to the movies.

oops...

Uhhh, interesting song...but that's McCain's song, not Obama. Yeah I know it's from the 2nd Debate, but at least show McCain holding the bomb -2 for unfappable Palin in bikini.

So simple, yet so perfect.

NOT TO MENTION THE FACT THAT YOU'RE TALKIN' TO A DEAD GUY... wait, what just happened here?

Enough with the damn Lando fad.

5'd because Cap 'N Crunch cereal sucks.

WJKMAFNO fad in the works?

Favd for picard and weird noises -1 for worf opening channel after Picard's shpiel, and the fact that I'm a geek.

All sarcasm aside, despite the crappy writing by the original "author", I must admit that the last line about the boy shooting himeslf to fulfill his promise to take a bullet for the girl was actually pretty good. Still, the thing as a whole did still suck.

Much better than this other tuna junk. Fuzzy image not so good.

Doesn't seem like anything special. Also thought it would have to do with Ace Ventura.

-1 for wrong song version, -2 for omitting the third verse.