There was no man from Mars. He did not eat any cars, bars or even guitars. This guy is a goddamn liar, and has misused the work of Blondie for his own ends.
By getting cockpunched by Tracy Morgan, the boy realized that all pain is caused by desire or tanha and attained enlightenment. Morgan than flew away on a lotus petal, revealing himself to be a bodhisattva.
Black dynamite has some really funny moments in it, but it REALLY drags and can't decide if it wants to be blacksploitation or a parody of blacksploitation.
More attention ought to be paid to the less sexy but more real deals with the devil (various unprincipled compromises, theft dressed up as "social justice", realpolitik etc) then occult rumors.
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Also drinking some chicken cherry cola.