I don't know what idiots are saying that chain restaurants make the best pizza in Chicago. Pizzaria Uno, and that is final.

I wanna hear more Silenoz. More sounds, but a lot less of all the other senses. I get enough of those as it is.

So THAT'S what you sound like with an echo. You start smoking? I sounds all deep and sexy, I can barely keep my pants on.

Kurt is up in heaven now.

Die in a house fire.

4 is basically the least prime of all numbers.

Who the f*ck are they, coming in and telling ytmnd what to do? F*ck them all, I don't need some panel somewhere buffering my self esteem and validating everything I do. You want to make a statement and show them what the site is really about? Send in a video of Dr. Leet pleasuring a Shetland pony with the caption "If wishes were fishes" and then sell their logo to a porn site.

Time to change my pants.

I saw someone say that this isn't as good as what Billy Joel did... I think that really says something about the quality.

Is that how it says so incredibly fresh?

I will never, ever get a comment on one of these things to be a prime number. I'm sure of it.

Looks like I'll never get to comment with a prime number in one of these things. Oh well, the deletion of that sh*tty site will save me the trouble of viewhacking everything else in the hall of fame.

F*ck.

783 is a heptagonal number.

The church I go to only has the Penguin.

WHAT DO YOU HAVE AGAINST THE JEWS?

Needs more Freddie, Brian, and Roger. And I guess John Deacon can come too.

Man, I live in Chicago, and they're all convinced that the Bears lost because they didn't NEED to win. Yeah, well guess what Bears fans? You didn't just lose, you got thrashed by an 8-8 team at home, and you send in your backup quarterback not because the game was pretty much over, but because he couldn't do sh*t on the field. Oh, and by the way, the '85 Bears D gave up more touchdowns that ONE other defense (overshadowed by that team's powerhouse offense): 2000 Packers.

I have a complaint about my plumbing. Who should I see about this?

Are you the matrix?

SAND

SAND

While sand is generally harmless, one must take care with some activities involving sand such as sandblasting. Bags of silica sand now typically carry labels warning the user to wear respiratory protection and avoid breathing the fine silica dust because of this. There have been a number of lawsuits in recent years where workers have sought damages after they developed silicosis, a lung disease caused by inhalation of fine silica particles over long periods of time. Material safety data sheets (MSDS) for silica sand state that "excessive inhalation of crystalline silica is a serious health concern".

Some people eat sand on a daily basis in order to stay fit.

Railroads use sand to improve the traction of the rails.

Aquaria are often lined with sand instead of gravel, this is a low cost alternative which some argue is better than gravel.

Sand animation is a type of performance art and a technique for creating animated films.

Sand castle building is a popular activity and there are even competitive sand castle building competitions.

Sandbags are used for protection against floods and gun fire. They can be easily transported when empty, and filled with local sand.

It is often transported to popular beaches where seasonal tides sweep its original sand under the sea.