Give out little baggies of your dandruff

That's not quite the situation as it is more the liberal American supporters of illegals that cause the problem- they have no actual power unless it is given by our people... This is becoming less and less the case as these base individuals grow across the nation in rapid numbers... Erstwhile Americans continue to grant excessive control to other minorities such as environmentalists, leading to ruination of our economy as we struggle to deal with an excessive amount of problems within ridiculous limitations

If I had to phoeneticize that sound, I think it would be more of a MO-AWHHHHHHHHHH than anything else...

Your lack of cohesive sense has me scrabbling for words...

Maybe he was trying to lose those last few pounds to fit into his tomb...

This would make the most obnoxious billboard ever. Not that anyone ever looks at billboards anyways...

Captain Falcon's inebriated moves are quite entertaining.

Those voices are eerily similar- Watching Full Metal Jacket will never be the same...

Its good- but only for a snicker. The punchline was pretty weak.

Hard work pays off I see. Very nice. :)

This site deserves a high-five... after you wipe your ass.

Now, I'm curious as exactly how much trouble that pineapple will cause if it does break free. If only it could figure out how to climb...

well, I must say, he has good taste.

Frognal Cogfosters- now where will I go at 4 am to enjoy fastidious examples of wit?