"Yes, Turkeys have been known to move the earth on Thanksgiving. Haven't
you ever read the bible?"
That doesn't sound like telling someone to read the bible.
Plot Summary of Salma Hayek's next movie: "A good teenager with a bad heart condition and a crush on A STRIPPER (Hayek) twice his age opts to join her Alcoholics Anonymous group just so he can be in the same room with her." What do you mean her only talent is having breasts?!!?
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