Don't forget: zombies eat your brain by pulling your hair until the brain pops out.

Note: If you are ever in the graveyard and a zombie starts attacking your lady friend after an hour of intercourse, immediately get on your hands and knees and dig into the ground with your fingers until you find a shotgun, gatling gun, and laser gun. Don't run away. The zombie will EXPECT that.

These are great, especially the voices.

Hysterical. The reading was clean, the sound effects were great, the added drama to the lackluster story was bountiful, and everyone loves DOOM stuff. And then John was a zombie.

Old. Really old. Mesozoic.

THe facial expressions...

Remember all those stories about relief and evacuation helicopters being shot at and workers being harassed? Maybe that has something to do with the way things ended up.

I like the laughs because it adds to the "this is so stupid" vibe that we all got from reading this mess.

I googled it. It took seven seconds. http://ori.msnbc.msn.com/id/16902707/ is the address of the article. The city of Boston says that it could have cost the city more than five hundred thousand dollars from having to shut the place down, also on charges of hoax. Sorry, Boston, but I think the person planting the bomb has to actually make a bomb threat before you can call it a bomb hoax. By your logic, every single electronic device in America could "maybe" be a bomb. Freedom of speech? What?

yes.

I like how you had the annoying blinking lights, just like DOOM, and used the e2m8 music from DOOM. Ahhhh.... DOOM.... Man... DOOM...

That man definitely has an erection.

Very creepy. Lemmiwinks looks scared. Ted Stevens is waiting for his internet to come in the mail, and I think he and Lemmiwinks are the only ones who know what they will do in the mean time. I believe the old man has an erection.

So so until you notice the mouse is using the little old man, then it's much better thank you.

Do not want. :(

At first glance I thought it was a picture of a vacuum cleaner.

Nothing in the world more pure than a fart joke.

LOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOL

The judges went out drinking until 3 o'clock in the morning in New York City and that's no good!

The wii is better because you can wave it around and sh*t.

I forgot how to do this, so I had to look it up. the formula was a squared plus b squared equals C squared. That means 4 squared plus 3 squared equals 25 which is 5 squared. The answer is A. Thanks Metallica!

I like this a lot and I don't even know why.

Is there anything crack smoking monkeys can't do?

Chris Hansen is one smoooooooth operator

The joke is that there used to be a show called Alfred Hitchc*ck Presents, and the opening would have this outline, then his silouette would walk into it, face the camera, and then begin his introduction "Good evening, I'm Alfred Hitchc*ck." It was similar to the Twilight Zone, but less about sci fi and more about murder/mysteries.

hysterical

His staff sent him an internet, which is now his own personal internet, but it got tangled up with all those other guys' internet, commercially. If his internet is used by he alone, how could he order movies? I smell foul play!

Not even doom music can make this interesting.

Nodding Al Sharpton and the Bulk n Skull theme is what did it for me. Though, the part in the middle kind of makes it suffer. I like how it ends with "that's what happens when you interrupt the white man!" it reminds me of "that's all, folks!"

heheh... take it to the limit. That was great. Go mullet man.