Yeah, I saw this at Barnes and Noble too. It's a hilarious book, so I bought it for my friend who's wife is having their first baby.

Pure and unfiltered awesome! I was giggling like a schoolgirl for like 5 minutes straight.

I love your knowledge of the word knowledge's correct spelling.

I gave it a 1 because I thought it would be Roland from the Dark Tower. Bitter disappointment takes away points.

I play this over vent in our WoW boss fights.

That was great! Oh so casual, like only Arnold can do.

That was most good, most good indeed.

Needs to be a delay between the phrase, like 1 or 2 seconds.

It's kinda hard to call someone/something retarded when you can't even spell the word right.