"Well, you two boys can just f**k right off." "Ma'am?" "You heard me. You can take that book of Mormon, and shove it so far up your righteous a**es that you choke. Soul-soliciting pig-f**kers" I had a neighbour like that where I grew up. Nice old lady but a mouth filthier than a rapper.

Elmo's got skillz

All hail the Noodle Christ.

Even though may only be Grolsch, after 10 or 15 it's good beer no matter what the label says.

Bravo. Subject and graphic are top choice. Music choice excellent. Just goes to show you what one man can do with a crowbar.

Dang. Did you actually set off a frag grenade inside it? lol