5 feet to the left or right?

3 for now, FAV if you get a REAL ytmnd tat in fact, if anyone gets a ytmnd tat I will fav all of your sites you ever make ever

fav'ed fro heathcliff because the duck's facial expression always matched the facial expression of the duck on his inner tube

succubus? more like suck my dick

5 cuz I chuckled, -1 for fraps, I f*ckin HATE fraps

5 for realistic and "BLACK PEOPLE ARE FAST BECAUSE THEY SPEND THE FIRST 9 MONTHS OF THEIR LIVES DODGING COAT HANGERS" is the funniest thing I have ever read

happycat on an old man's body - as a keyword ftw

i lold

thanks, this is my first ytmnd ever :)

there are things we find difficult to explain, but saying "oh well, it was designed by some super-intelligent omnipotent being" seems like giving up on trying to find out the origins of our universe and life on earth. Have fun living in ignorance sir.

4 because the text is white background with the lightest shade of gray possible

hilariousnessocity x1000000