He's on one of those sex offender registry sites, I saw the other night. Don't remember the URL or I'd share. Guess he couldn't keep his power gloves off Jenny Lewis, and she shrieked HE TOUCHED MY BREAST!
My best friend's sister's boyfriend's brother's girlfriend heard from this guy who knows this kid who's going with the girl who saw Ferris pass out at 31 Flavors last night.
They still sell stuff. I wasn't prepared for a human operator in the middle of the night. He said thank you for calling, which product was I interested in? I should have asked if they still had this product. Instead, startled by a real human voice, I blurted "wrong number" and hung up.
The Andromeda Strain, 1971, Rated G. Dead young woman's lovely titties on screen for more than several seconds. (Movie dead, so live actress of course.) I guess that could be the next site of this fad.
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