The man's life is not a fad, it's a tragedy.

Gutter is Dave Werner. It is his party. I'm trying to convince him to write his life story on this message board for all to see, admire, and mourn.

I wrote "and Irish Pub" instead of "an." Excuse my grammar. Dave will be Schiavo'd by 4 pm, guaranteed.

Okay so here it goes. My good friend Dave Werner is leaving town, possibly forever. He applied for a job at Yale University, from which he graduated with a degree in political science, and did not get it due to his conservative, pro-gun politics. Friday is his last day on the job, so his friends are taking half-days from work and going to Anna Liffeys, and Irish pub on Church St. in New Haven, to get drunk and celebrate Dave's life. We will then go to the Owl Shop on College St. for scotch and cigars.