It's funny because if you read at least one page, you find giant grammatical/cultural errors inconsistent with the other 6 books. In a week this YTMND will be super gay.
He doesn't kill the Dutchman dumbass. He is stabbed by Davy Jones and Jack forces him to stab Jones' heart before he dies in order to become immortal and thus be the new captain of the Dutchman. Then Turner has to say goodbye to Elizabeth because he can only set foot on land every 10 years.
Duh.
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