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Filthy animal

It's not lacking any meat, unfortunately.

YEAH!

He's trying to eat a horse!

I think all the warriors were blessed at Mountain Meadows, so to speak.

That would have taken this to beyond 'Unfunny truth' to 'moderately funny truth'.

cough cough.... message received.... wink wink... loud and clear....

Not Even[i] Die Another Day [/i]Music could make this cool.

Whose gravy is it anyway?

I was a little freaked out. Like two bites : hot dog.

Oh, you're still making fun of the complately misspell. that was deliberate you fucking idiot. Not that my joke was even funny, but you're a fucking idiot.

YOu're Es are BACKWARDS, greenscreen. Just like your MORALITY! And your screen isn't even green, lieing hoebag.

This is a dumb shtick. In all seriousness, I just had a hallucination of a little Muppet peeking out from under my chair at me. I'm pretty freaked out right now.

That fucking apostrophe is complately innecceary.

He looks a lot like james bond for some reason.

HOT

Literally and figuratively.

That's what she's so blue about. Her inability to have her human cake and eat it too.

Best ytmnd in some time, my lad.

Where did you come up with this amazing material? It's totally hilarious. You must be some kind of savant of comedy. This very well could become one of the most prolific internet fads ever, due to your creativity.

He's stealing a cabbage patch baby before Christmas and blowing up the evidence. They were a big deal in 1989.

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=oHg5SJYRHA0

Um, fearcondom is a chick.

DID YOU ORDER THE RED THING?'

YOU'RE GOD DAMN RIGHT I DID!

geckos are amphibians, you closed minded racist fuck!

Pretty much everwhere, it's not lacking any heat, and that's what real women need, haaaaaaaaaooooohuuuuarrrrrrrr hu slurp.

This would be better if that was added to the audio.

I think ebay would be better for this. Do you work at a hotel? Every hotel I know has like a million phone chargers. If you need a phone charger, stop by a hotel and ask to look at their box of chargers. They probably won't care if you aren't even staying at the hotel unless the desk jockey is an asshole.

I would be careful trusting anyone on ytmnd for a transaction that used credit card numbers, etc. On the other hand, this is probably a clever troll.

You have a pretty nice basement.

Jeez, Spock. What the hell kind of libraries do they have on Endor anyway? I

Why would Christians care? They laugh too when they see this sign. It's pretty funny. I think this is on I-20 or US 287, because I remember my family laughing at this for 20 years.

No, you don't really have the power to piss off Christians, though it appears they have some kind of power over you.