You deserve an internet. But the most I can give is my praise and a Lincoln.

OMG LOL

great job on finding ~4 pictures of people saying "scientology sucks". 4'd because scientology sucks

Well, I have a boner

Nobody hates emos more than I do, but Simple Plan and Linkin Park are not emo. That's just dumb. MAYBE Simple Plan is kind of, but not Linkin Park (although they might do a few emo-like songs, that doesn't make them emo). You want emo? Look up My Chemical Romance, Hawthorne Heights, etc. and then come back to me. Great site, btw.

I'd hit it

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Sound was nice at first but gets annoying. Pic is hawt though. Peach means automatic 5 from me.

Peach is adorable! 5'd

She doesn't freeze her *ss off because it's so f*cking hot

This one's even better than mine!

I want them all! I guess I gotta save up my credits...

HOLY SH*T, DON'T DO THAT TO ME MAN!!!

That's funny, lol

Not even mocking Wii will get you 5'd, LOL. It's good, but I'm a Wii fanboy, so it's against my principle to rate this 5.

@DrBadFish - Can't you read? I mention Super Smash Bros. Brawl on the site. I'm talking about the one after SSBB

That's hotQ

Sorry for the bad ytmnd, one of my friends thinks PS controllers are really uncomfortable so I created this for him to laugh at

Yeah, it sounds nothing like celibacy. I even tried hard to make it sound like celibacy, but I just couldn't.

This joke is getting old...

yeah, she is really hot

NECN will get you a 5, LOL

You did a pretty darn good job considering this is an old joke.