I'm still trying to come to terms with what I did on that day.

This has two characters getting laid. Here's your Sr-L337 seal of approval.

Now I have been sorely disappointed.

"what a fine lad you've raised Sr-L337!" Why thank you! Although he's a little rough around the edges, my son does make me proud from time to time.

Finally, my son doesn't make a fool of himself. I wonder how long it will last...

I actually took that picture while I was getting laid. Little tyke.

My son is just upset about how he cannot get laid more often than I can. Please pardon him.

This should have ascended to the Hall of Fame the second it was completed. To see that it hasn't yet disappoints me.