Good god, why do I recognize this music?
Please tell me it's one of Bill Nye's music video things, and we didn't just all happen to watch the same f'ed up educational video.
"So, Guile, you clearly broke the car. You clearly broke those barrels in the warehouse, yet dared to claim disability from a workplace accident. You're under arrest for fraud, and I dare you to have the audacity to try and break these cuffs."
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