because he was a Ninja!*

*SpecOpsUpkateer bursts in the room, fighting off hordes and hordes of cyborg pirates. Out of the middle of it all, he shouts "FIVE!" to this YTMND just before he disappears in a blast of smoke. It is not known if he survived, but we can assume so, be

THE WAY OF THE UPVOTE NINJA IS TO FIVE WITHOUT HONOR OR HUMANITY

I fived this sight blindfolded.

After deploying down from a helicopter, dodging security guards, blowing up a damn and disappearing in mid-backflip on top of a skyscraper...

This site has been hit by the upvote-jutsu

Ninjitsu-trained upvoter reporting for duty, sir. I give fives before sites are even created.