Shelverman's recent comments:

July 20th, 2011
On on the site ?Jurassic Park
This would be a 5, but the URL ruined the surprise.
March 5th, 2011
Dude, you're gettin' a Zell.
March 5th, 2011
On on the site ?Full Moskau
Dear god, why is this 12 MB?
December 14th, 2010
Read the description.
October 26th, 2010
Well, why? Why did you -1 it?
October 26th, 2010
I can't even tell you how much I love this.
October 25th, 2010
On on the site ?
But the real story: Uncircumcised searched for almightyjeef searching for "hermione."
August 30th, 2010
On on the site ?(nsfw) LOL FUCK YOU
But I wanted to know if Brandi had fun with Jason this weekend...
June 9th, 2010
I love the song. If you made it, you get a 5.

But, you didn't cite sources properly, so you get this 1.
May 30th, 2010
This was of very low quality.

But the quantity was so absurd that, eventually, it just accrued to a 5.
May 23rd, 2010
On on the site ?fresh prince the grey
(3)
Will 5 if you explain how you got/made the audio.
March 7th, 2010
On on the site ?They've Adapted
(8)
Should I be proud or embarrassed that I knew this was Trek-related just from the title?
January 27th, 2010
On on the site ?On August 29, 1997...
Surprise bottsechs.
January 15th, 2010
Love it, but would sort of prefer an endless loop of Will running with the Phil head over his shoulder.
January 14th, 2010
I wouldn't 5 this.
January 4th, 2010
On on the site ?-|- The Interlude -|-
Holy sh*t, that's the only episode I ever saw. I still remember it from my childhood.
January 2nd, 2010
On on the site ?Blast Processing
Where do people get the ideas for these mindf*ck YTMNDs?
December 24th, 2009
This is the greatest spin on an existing YTMND that I've ever seen.
December 23rd, 2009
Merry Christmas. :D
November 15th, 2009
I love it, but I feel like it needs some kind of payoff.
November 15th, 2009
On on the site ?Yourassic
Will 5 if you fix the masking error when the car goes by.
October 28th, 2009
Adjusted for inflation?
October 26th, 2009
On on the site ?Marching Endedede
I would really like to know how this came into existence. (No one spontaneously has an idea like this.)
October 26th, 2009
Yeah... I was too lazy to remove those.
September 28th, 2009
On on the site ?(nsfw) Ass ninja
Oh my god, this is the greatest thing I've ever seen.
September 28th, 2009
Nah, anybody can Photoshop a c*ck. It takes more skill to do the job with innuendo alone (and it's funnier that way, because then you're only taking advantage of what was already there in the show).
September 28th, 2009
The funniest part of this is that they consider Johnny Bravo old enough to air on "Boomerang."
September 18th, 2009
This is inexplicably fantastic, but I try not to 5 sites that lack citations.
September 16th, 2009
On on the site ?Resistance is futile
Replace the wall panel at the end with the Blue Ball Machine GIF for a 5.
September 16th, 2009
I'm going to Hell for this 5.