Sampsimus' recent comments:

Sampsimus
December 7th, 2009
3:11:25 PM CST
On on the site ?Galvatron sees... A laughably bad movie trailer!
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Megatron, is that you?
Sampsimus
November 22nd, 2006
6:52:23 PM CST
On on the site ?It isn't even dented!
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How dare Unicron, Cybertron and all it's moons belong to me!
Sampsimus
October 12th, 2006
4:28:42 PM CDT
On on the site ?Learn to fly!
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Tasteless, I knew some baseball player that died in a plane crash yesterday.
Sampsimus
October 12th, 2006
4:20:29 PM CDT
On on the site ?My girlfriend's pregnant
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Hit her in the stomach with a baseball bat. Works for me. Well, except for the ones that come out retarded.
Sampsimus
October 12th, 2006
4:17:20 PM CDT
On on the site ?In Memory of the Flight Instructor
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This isn't funny. ur suck.
Sampsimus
June 27th, 2006
12:02:40 PM CDT
On on the site ?Obi Wan Lebowski
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You don't have the girl dipsh*t, we know you never did!
Sampsimus
May 22nd, 2006
1:15:26 PM CDT
On on the site ?Ecco the Dolphin - The Tides of Time
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Bad ass.
Sampsimus
April 21st, 2006
5:58:03 PM CDT
On on the site ?Your name here (new gif frame every 20 sec.)
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Jesus Titty f*cking Christ!
Sampsimus
March 2nd, 2006
2:24:58 PM CST
On on the site ?Beasts Wars is Real!!(Revised)
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Sampsimus Approved.
Sampsimus
September 21st, 2005
10:50:39 PM CDT
On on the site ?(nsfw) 911 sucks
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You are a beautiful human being.
Sampsimus
September 20th, 2005
1:17:29 PM CDT
On on the site ?Pull Out
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One time I didn't pull out at 8 like your mom said I should have... now I have kids.