You did it wrong. If played properly, that word is worth 1778 points. It's the highest-scoring word known under American tournament Scrabble rules.
Yes, I am so bored I went and looked it up.
Arr, me mateys, and then th' FSM decided t' try celebratin' Christmas just once, even though his followers had been pursued, framed, an' butchered by th' Christians fer hundreds o' years. He made this decision, ye scurvy dogs, because Christmas was all about presents now, somethin' th' FSM could easily relate t'.
So, th' Stripper Factory started turning out lingerie made o' red velvet with fluffy white edgin's, and the Beer Volcano started spewin' Eggnog insteead.
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