You didn't see this coming?!? The f*cker pissed off wild, and usually dangerous, animals FOR A LIVING! But good point. I'm sure he's the only man ever to die and leave a family in mourning. It's so rare. Just doesn't happen. Ever.
Jesus Christ Mohammed Ali!
Just a heads up. This argument, the Kalam cosmological First Cause, has been argued to death. In fact, it ultimately started with Aristotle and has been regurgitated ever since in many different variants. It continues to be discussed to this day. The point is, you're more than welcome to make these ytmnds (just don't call it "art" please) but try not to get excited and feel as if you're contributing to the field of Metaphysics. This particular argument for God's existence (whatever "God" means in that context) gets me personally sick to my stomach, as a student of Philosophy, and your 5 second explanation of Causation didn't help. But to be honest, why choose ytmnd of all places for this?
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