He fought a sh*tty werewolf on a cruiseship. He fought a humorously oversized Haitian zombie. And he fought me and stole my heart. Rest in Peace, Darren McGavin. (Insert dramatic closeup headturn freezeframe here)
The only way for him to get the time machine in the first place would be to kill Mario so he takes over the game with the time machine in it so that he can then kill Mario. How does he do that? With a 5!
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