Metzger‑Meister's recent comments:

September 28th, 2007
On on the site ?Tunak Tunak tun
I got this name before you did. Suck it.
September 19th, 2007
On on the site ?
Sounds more like. "I'm Blue, and I'm in need of a guy. I'm in need of a guy. And I'm in need of a guy."
September 11th, 2007
On on the site ?The End Of Our World
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Cuz I'm praying for rain And I'm praying for tidal waves I wanna see the ground give way. I wanna watch it all go down. Mom please flush it all away. I wanna see it go right in and down. I wanna watch it go right in. Watch you flush it all away. Time to bring it down again. Don't just call me pessimist. Try and read between the lines. I can't imagine why you wouldn't Welcome any change, my friend. I wanna see it all come down. Suck it down. Flush it down.
September 11th, 2007
On on the site ?The End Of Our World
Some say a comet will fall from the sky. Followed by meteor showers and tidal waves. Followed by faultlines that cannot sit still. Followed by millions of dumbfounded dipsh*ts. Some say the end is near. Some say we'll see armageddon soon. I certainly hope we will cuz I sure could use a vacation from this Stupid sh*t, silly sh*t, stupid sh*t... One great big festering neon distraction, I've a suggestion to keep you all occupied. Learn to swim. Learn to swim. Learn to swim.
August 3rd, 2007
Read the news link in the Description, people.
August 3rd, 2007
It's quite certain, Northrend WILL be coming. They applied for a patent with intent of Commercial use. Since this is the first they have applied for, reason is to suggest that this will be the first.
August 3rd, 2007
You know you like it when I put my fingers inside you...Don't lie.
August 3rd, 2007
EQ Blows. So does WoW. So do all MMO's. Now, French me you dastardly man sandwhich!
August 3rd, 2007
Lawl Lawl Lawl Lawl Lawl Lawl Lawl Lawl Your name is pink. Lawl Lawl Lawl Lawl Lawl Lawl Lawl Lawl Lawl Lawl Lawl Lawl Lawl Lawl Lawl Lawl
August 3rd, 2007
And you send your *ssh*le to mars with peanut butter crunch!
August 3rd, 2007
It's a news broadcast.
Welcome. I knew it was only a matter of time before SOMEONE did it.
I Poo'ed a little.
December 31st, 2006
It just went up from a 7.1 to a 7.2 Nice work, guys! I just finished doing my part for the vote, also.
October 18th, 2006
It shall be done, Lord Cricket. It is time for YTMND to do something great for its country, not just for the internets. *Dons a golden shield and sword with "YTMND" etched across them* TIME TO BRING THE FIGHT TO SCIENTOLOGY!
October 18th, 2006
TO VICTORY, MY FRIENDS! TO VICTORY!
October 18th, 2006
*Nobody* f*cks with YTMND, do you hear me? NOBODY! We will show this bastard why we are the supreme power on the internets! It is time to unleash the dogs of war once agian, my brothers! TIME TO WAGE TO WAR!
October 10th, 2006
Hail Wii60!
October 9th, 2006
On on the site ?(nsfw) got caught...
That is the funniest reading, ever.
October 7th, 2006
On on the site ?Sniper
Amazing
October 6th, 2006
The Wii makes being a nintendo fan cool again. Expect to see one of the two in dorm rooms all across america - An Xbox360 or a Wii. XBOX 360 AND WII FAN'S UNITE!
October 6th, 2006
Aye. Xbox360/Wii Combo is the greatest thing a gamer can have.
October 6th, 2006
In order of awesomeness. Xbox 360 - Assassins Creed, Splinter Cell, Halo, Kayne And Lynch, Gears of War, ETC. This system is mainly for the mature storyline oriented games, they make you a part of a grand adventure. Wii - Just plain fun! A partygoer nessescity, makes you feel like you are young again. And it is always great to rub your victory in Mario Party in your friends faces! PS3 - Expensive peice of crap I already have an Xbox 360, but I plan to buy a Wii. It is just plain fun
October 6th, 2006
Sweet jesus....
October 5th, 2006
It was cancelled.
September 27th, 2006
On on the site ?
You sons of bitches, you killed Milla Jovovich!
September 22nd, 2006
I just KNEW that someone was going to make this.
September 17th, 2006
RUN! As fast as you can!
September 17th, 2006
On on the site ?FPSdoug
What's up, I'm doug....FFFUUUU-CCKKK!
September 14th, 2006
On on the site ?Epic furry maneuver!
Win. I came hard.