F*ck this court. F*ck Jim Lahey. F*ck Randy. F*ck those two idiot cops right there. F*ck suit dummies; as a matter of fact f*ck legal aid. F*ck Danny and Terry's Buffalo Chicken Wings. F*ck all the old wood in here. F*ck the moon, f*ck corn on the cob, f*ck squirrels. F*ck me, f*ck you, f*ck everything!
F*ck this court. F*ck Jim Lahey. F*ck Randy. F*ck those two idiot cops right there. F*ck suit dummies; as a matter of fact f*ck legal aid. F*ck Danny and Terry's Buffalo Chicken Wings. F*ck all the old wood in here. F*ck the moon, f*ck corn on the cob, f*ck squirrels. F*ck me, f*ck you, f*ck everything!
F*ck this court. F*ck Jim Lahey. F*ck Randy. F*ck those two idiot cops right there. F*ck suit dummies; as a matter of fact f*ck legal aid. F*ck Danny and Terry's Buffalo Chicken Wings. F*ck all the old wood in here. F*ck the moon, f*ck corn on the cob, f*ck squirrels. F*ck me, f*ck you, f*ck everything!
F*ck this court. F*ck Jim Lahey. F*ck Randy. F*ck those two idiot cops right there. F*ck suit dummies; as a matter of fact f*ck legal aid. F*ck Danny and Terry's Buffalo Chicken Wings. F*ck all the old wood in here. F*ck the moon, f*ck corn on the cob, f*ck squirrels. F*ck me, f*ck you, f*ck everything!
F*ck this court. F*ck Jim Lahey. F*ck Randy. F*ck those two idiot cops right there. F*ck suit dummies; as a matter of fact f*ck legal aid. F*ck Danny and Terry's Buffalo Chicken Wings. F*ck all the old wood in here. F*ck the moon, f*ck corn on the cob, f*ck squirrels. F*ck me, f*ck you, f*ck everything!
F*ck this court. F*ck Jim Lahey. F*ck Randy. F*ck those two idiot cops right there. F*ck suit dummies; as a matter of fact f*ck legal aid. F*ck Danny and Terry's Buffalo Chicken Wings. F*ck all the old wood in here. F*ck the moon, f*ck corn on the cob, f*ck squirrels. F*ck me, f*ck you, f*ck everything!
F*ck this court. F*ck Jim Lahey. F*ck Randy. F*ck those two idiot cops right there. F*ck suit dummies; as a matter of fact f*ck legal aid. F*ck Danny and Terry's Buffalo Chicken Wings. F*ck all the old wood in here. F*ck the moon, f*ck corn on the cob, f*ck squirrels. F*ck me, f*ck you, f*ck everything!
F*ck this court. F*ck Jim Lahey. F*ck Randy. F*ck those two idiot cops right there. F*ck suit dummies; as a matter of fact f*ck legal aid. F*ck Danny and Terry's Buffalo Chicken Wings. F*ck all the old wood in here. F*ck the moon, f*ck corn on the cob, f*ck squirrels. F*ck me, f*ck you, f*ck everything!
F*ck this court. F*ck Jim Lahey. F*ck Randy. F*ck those two idiot cops right there. F*ck suit dummies; as a matter of fact f*ck legal aid. F*ck Danny and Terry's Buffalo Chicken Wings. F*ck all the old wood in here. F*ck the moon, f*ck corn on the cob, f*ck squirrels. F*ck me, f*ck you, f*ck everything!
F*ck this court. F*ck Jim Lahey. F*ck Randy. F*ck those two idiot cops right there. F*ck suit dummies; as a matter of fact f*ck legal aid. F*ck Danny and Terry's Buffalo Chicken Wings. F*ck all the old wood in here. F*ck the moon, f*ck corn on the cob, f*ck squirrels. F*ck me, f*ck you, f*ck everything!
F*ck this court. F*ck Jim Lahey. F*ck Randy. F*ck those two idiot cops right there. F*ck suit dummies; as a matter of fact f*ck legal aid. F*ck Danny and Terry's Buffalo Chicken Wings. F*ck all the old wood in here. F*ck the moon, f*ck corn on the cob, f*ck squirrels. F*ck me, f*ck you, f*ck everything!
F*ck this court. F*ck Jim Lahey. F*ck Randy. F*ck those two idiot cops right there. F*ck suit dummies; as a matter of fact f*ck legal aid. F*ck Danny and Terry's Buffalo Chicken Wings. F*ck all the old wood in here. F*ck the moon, f*ck corn on the cob, f*ck squirrels. F*ck me, f*ck you, f*ck everything!
F*ck this court. F*ck Jim Lahey. F*ck Randy. F*ck those two idiot cops right there. F*ck suit dummies; as a matter of fact f*ck legal aid. F*ck Danny and Terry's Buffalo Chicken Wings. F*ck all the old wood in here. F*ck the moon, f*ck corn on the cob, f*ck squirrels. F*ck me, f*ck you, f*ck everything!
I've been a Furry for 10 years now and want to stop. The problem is that the group of furs that I hang out with don't like me now and if I took my fursuit off, they would probably beat me up and kill me. My last boyfriend (a cute b/w wolf) gave me herpes on my *ss and now I have a hard time taking a sh*t. Sometimes I have to take an Ex-lax so my sh*t will come out easy.
I've never had sex with a girl, because I don't know how to pick them up. That's why I turned Furry. But now I'm just tired of guys ripping my *ss when they don't use lubrication. I've had to get stitches three times. I went out with a fox last night who said he only gives, he doesn't receive, so I had to suck his dick and he made me swallow or he would kick my ass.
When I was 12 I had my first sexual experience. At the time, I lived in a little suburb outside of Cleveland and anyway, the girl next door and I were really good friends. Our parents were both gone for the day and she was over playing Transformers with me. So anyway, we kinda got.. Bored I guess? And we started playing truth or dare, which turned into 'you show me yours, I'll show you mine". So anyway there I Was, 12 years old, heart pounding, blood rushing in my ears, and the chick (who was a year older than me actually) takes off her panties and hikes her little skirt up. So What did I do, you ask? I whistled for a cab, and when it came near, the license plate said "fresh" and there were dice in the mirror. If anything I could say that this cab was rare, but I thought "naw forget it, yo home to bel-air!" I pulled up to the house about seven or eight and I yelled to the cabbie "yo homes smell ya later!" Looked at my kingdom, I was finally there. To settle my throne as the prince of bel-air.
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