I wanted to do so much more with this, but laziness + lack of resources lead to this being a rather uninspired attempt at poking fun at a spartan's hearty breakfast. Still, I think the joke comes through alright as is.
I considered adding Outgz factor to the Persian, but I wanted him to be oucasted. He's still the messenger, only in this Sparta, there's no hardcore warriors. Only homofegs. So when he sees out Blasphemous and Outrageous Leonidas is, he can't help but smirk.
I like how the asian guy in the other Quiznos commercial asked "Where's the meat?" when looking at Subway's sandwich. Now this one's talkin' about how much she loves meat.
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