Laird's recent comments:

May 12th, 2008
On on the site ?Arctic Vengeance
NEDM = best fad ever
April 24th, 2008
Arrrrrrr, honkeys off the port bow!
April 24th, 2008
On on the site ?Epic 2008 Attack Ad
That didn't even make any sense, LOLOLOLOLOL!!!!1
April 24th, 2008
On on the site ?The First First Post
Tybalt kills Mercutio. Romeo kills Tybalt. Romeo kills himself. Juliet kills herself.
April 6th, 2008
On on the site ?Giraffes at 3 o'clock
...I came.
April 6th, 2008
Mario is missing WHERE THE F*CK IS HE???!!!11!1
October 30th, 2007
On on the site ?Where's Level - 8?
Holy sh*t!! Link works for Al-Qaeda!!!! No wonder Zelda became a Sheik...
October 22nd, 2007
This looks like a job for Ted Danson...
October 18th, 2007
The new Little Mac is cool, but the old one is definitely better. Just today it was announced that Little Mac will be in SSB:B, and it's the old Little Mac! Too bad he ain't playable. Only an assist trophy...
October 17th, 2007
On on the site ?Stephen Colbert '08
Truthiness is stranger than fiction.
October 17th, 2007
On on the site ?Bloodsport DS!
Is that the game where you can summon a fairy spirit?
October 10th, 2007
Move along people. Nothing to see here.
October 9th, 2007
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Yeah, this is old, huh? Well, asking the WoW community about sex is like asking George W. Bush about diplomacy.
October 9th, 2007
Man, where do you guys come up with this crazy sh*t. You deserve a pat on the *SS WITH PISS OUT THE ASS!!!
October 9th, 2007
On on the site ?Farting in MGS4
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I was gonna give it a 4, but I'll give it a 5 for reminding me of MurdarMachine.
October 7th, 2007
If it brings you peace to go the way of consumerism, you may take that path and fulfill materialistic desires until you no longer wish to do so. Then you may take whatever other path or continue on the path you are on. Walk the paths which you know in your heart to be the most sensible and you will find contentment.
October 7th, 2007
On on the site ?Travel Wish #11
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Bungee jumping... without a bungee. That can be dangerous.
October 7th, 2007
On on the site ?Iraq Pizza
True, Iraqi Pizza would be a hell of a lot better than the charbroiled US contractors they keep serving up. Believe me, I've tried them, they're terrible.
October 7th, 2007
LOL TROOF
September 29th, 2007
Yeah, I remember one time I was playing video chess and the computer moved his king two spaces while moving his rook through his king!!! I was all like OMG WTF HAX!!1
September 25th, 2007
Shadow stole my bike...and my DAMN Chaos Emerald...
September 17th, 2007
I think 9 is Castlevania...
September 17th, 2007
Lol, Beat 'Em and Eat 'Em.
September 11th, 2007
On on the site ?The End Of Our World
I'd be terrified if those apocalypses weren't so damn cool!
September 10th, 2007
On on the site ?LEAVE BRITNEY ALONE!
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I'm torn between making fun of Brittany just to upset the chick in that youtube video and ignoring this trivial celebrity bullsh*t. Well, I just typed that in so I guess the latter option is moot. Yeah, it really sucks to be Brittany, having millions of dollars to spend while the rest of us work 6-10 hours a day just to pay the bills. Poor baby, it's not like she has the option of not performing, oh wait she does! She can work at McDonalds if she wants. Worked for K-Fed. Want some bobbity-zow with that?
September 10th, 2007
On on the site ?Make that monster 2!!
Snorlax
September 7th, 2007
Damn, I just watched that sh*t. Paul gave Brownback a spanking he won't soon forget for insisting we should march to Hell as "One Country Under God" "Ein Volk, Ein Reich..." And I bet you noticed Giuliani's reaction to Paul's responses, which was similar to a vampire's reaction to sunlight.
August 29th, 2007
Lol at the keywords. Needs more Fruity McGay Gay.
August 29th, 2007
On on the site ?Party in My Tummy!
Shows like this are the reason kids grow up to be dumbasses. Well, that and lack of parenting.
August 29th, 2007
On on the site ?Two Topless Strippers
Those are HOT! If they were left out in the sun all day, I mean.