I'm making some improvements to the Ranch. I'm thinking of adding a [Marvel Comics Reference]. But it'll cost a lot of money. You see the [DC Comics Franchise] is like any other business. And I'm gonna make the [jokes about pizza dipping sauces] a success!
Now I can't here you're [i]stupid[/i] site because the casserole clogged my speakers. But the important thing is I have voted 5 using the pointed part of my [i]anus[/i].
His hair is actually attached to his hat and he's never sure if he has a goatee or not, but he'll blindly get you a soda at any vending machine. Just make sure your dollars are crisp or use quarters.
This is Gerard.
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He plays the timpani with a bowl on his head, in Vermont. I don't know if you can use a guy like that but if you say you need a major brand rootbeer that's not a pepsi product, not the one that sounds like a railroad, not the one with the dog on it, he'll get you the exact right thing. I trust this man with my life.
Probably the most active candidate of the bunch. He doesn't like people so be warned. Kind of a shut-in. He can get you a soda as well as anybody else, but he's a little deaf, so you just have to yell into his ear. He prefers Mr. Pibb to Dr. Pepper, just a fair warning. You may have to just explain to him that "The Dr." is not for him its for you, and if he wants to spend his money on a BBQ cherry coke, that's his business.
But let's not call them a "Space Fucker Intern", or even a "Soda Intern for Space Fuckers". It's probably in everyone's best interest if the official title for this opportunity is, "Space Associate and Soda Listener in charge of facilitating operations in accordance to the official policies (via the space fucker)" I know its long but think of how that will look on their resume.
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You do like the Ranch, don't you Famery?
HAHAHAHAHAHA but seriously, When I was kid I had a baseball card that did that!
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His hair is actually attached to his hat and he's never sure if he has a goatee or not, but he'll blindly get you a soda at any vending machine. Just make sure your dollars are crisp or use quarters.
This is Gerard.
https://pbs.twimg.com/media/CIDzbaZUEAAMtLs.jpg
He plays the timpani with a bowl on his head, in Vermont. I don't know if you can use a guy like that but if you say you need a major brand rootbeer that's not a pepsi product, not the one that sounds like a railroad, not the one with the dog on it, he'll get you the exact right thing. I trust this man with my life.
This is Donatello. His nickname is "Floppy"
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Probably the most active candidate of the bunch. He doesn't like people so be warned. Kind of a shut-in. He can get you a soda as well as anybody else, but he's a little deaf, so you just have to yell into his ear. He prefers Mr. Pibb to Dr. Pepper, just a fair warning. You may have to just explain to him that "The Dr." is not for him its for you, and if he wants to spend his money on a BBQ cherry coke, that's his business.
But let's not call them a "Space Fucker Intern", or even a "Soda Intern for Space Fuckers". It's probably in everyone's best interest if the official title for this opportunity is, "Space Associate and Soda Listener in charge of facilitating operations in accordance to the official policies (via the space fucker)" I know its long but think of how that will look on their resume.
Also, I don't vouch for any of these guys.