hello son. welcome to the machine. we manufacture about 300 tons of magma each year, for..unmentional purposes. here at Hydro-Seal Inc., we make our customers work for their prize. what's that prize you say? A GALLON OF SEMEN. yes, folks! just for shopping with us today and tomorrow until, How much folks?! "7 Pee Emm"! That's right! come right down here and give this squealing pig a few licks of your free gallon! Sponsored by Jesus Christ.
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