www.clarifyingchristianity.com is the dumbest website I have ever seen. The pope is a sanctimonius Nazi *ssh*l*e who should know better because it was the Nazis who taught the terrorists we fight today their dirty ways, and on top of all that, it's a sh*tty ytmnd.

Truth be told, Mencia has some good ideas but he's really not funny. And those good ideas are spread way too thin over his endless Man Show and Chappelle Show ripoffs.

Maybe there is some merit to your ideas. Obviously the alpha was when your priest shoved a bible up your *ss and told you you were special, and the omega was when Max just pwned your ass. Also, jakeman, stay in school, fool. God Bless.

well, Jakeman, I'll just say that the Big Bang is superdupernaturally un-no-causable like this guy did and then pray my little heart out so it's true.

OK, so the universe can't be infinite. Fine. But God is infinite. What? Lame. Haven't you heard of the Big Bang? Sounds like a first cause to me, and has more evidence than a supreme being (who is apparently a man named God). Also, who the hell said intelligence can't come from non-intelligence, and life can't come from non-life. It happened here on Earth, Mr. Genius. Evolution. (Oh no! Crazy Christian Kryptonite!) Try not to slit your wrists on Occam's Razor, bucko.

I totally agree. Major Victory was the best. I think they only gave it to Feedback because he might have killed himself if he lost.

Of course Jesus watches me masturbate. That's when he masturbates.

should have used All for you, Sophia. The song is actually about the original Ferdinand's assassination.

I read these comics. I just took it to be the usual level of sh*tty writing Jim Davis has. The cat's 27 years old! In human years! Of course it's dead!

beats me....

This guy's better than the tele-marketer from the the other crazy lady call. At least he gets up in her face.

Yes! I've always thought so! Even before the NEDM craze!

Like the Daily Show says, It all has to do with the British obsession with the stout.

Where? After the part about original sin?

Uber 1'd for ska. What were you thinking?

I soooooooo saw it coming. +1 for Fight Club though...

It gets funnier the more I think about it.

I've always wondered. Is that guy saying "NEDM" from something?

Wow. Wow. Isn't sex instinct? Or at least logic? Peg goes in hole... Holy sh*t, but religion sucks.

super duper lol

Spielberg made this and then said "What if, instead of a truck, it were a shark," and the rest is history.

I see what you did there

Wow! Great sync!

When I first saw the first LOTR I was like "What's with that big fiery vagina?"

I didn't think red hammer, but I read the comments first because I was afraid it was a screamer. "The results may startle you" set me off.

what?

I thought you were gonna do that seen where Forrest gets shot and he claps his hand to his butt and goes "Somethin bit me!"

5 for content -5 because hacks +5 because Max did the hacking

Bet that blind guy didn't see that coming...