It may take a few days for an obit, but there would still be an article about the fact that some guy just got splattered by the F-Train.

Max said his name was George, so I tried to find anyone named George, who either committed suicide by train or if it was just an accident and there was nothing.

I searched through the obituaries and articles of New York City's news papers and found nothing pertaining to his death. Hard evidence or it didn't happen. And the fact that it is a complete copy of a suicide note from years ago add to the falsehood of it. Max, if you are in on this, which you obviously are, that is really low.

That was some epic lulz.

I HAVE a Turbografx 16.

If only I lived in District 9...

I worked today... I work at Albertsons.

You should have left the "this is politics" part... but still. Nice.

I saw that fight. But I never got to see that reaction...

Isnt that two weaknesses?