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Hoplite
August 6th, 2013
2:50:53 AM CDT
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Bioshock Infinite's True Ending
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dude.
Hoplite
August 6th, 2013
2:31:18 AM CDT
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OUTBACK vs Steak House [Part: A1 Sauce]
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well done.
Hoplite
September 22nd, 2011
12:58:07 AM CDT
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the 24th Century
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Man, lickitwellhiem, when did you turn into a douche?
Hoplite
July 14th, 2011
2:06:44 PM CDT
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Flawless.
Hoplite
July 14th, 2011
1:59:21 PM CDT
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NAOAIOW
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The sites have gotten shittier, and we've all gotten lazier. That's it.
Hoplite
July 6th, 2011
8:10:39 PM CDT
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Dreams are for Kids
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Kinda why I've decided to smoke pot for the rest of my life.
Hoplite
June 27th, 2011
10:52:36 AM CDT
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Wait a Minute....(refresh)
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Update: I legit jacked off to the full vid last nite. It was creepy. But there was a lot of oil.
Hoplite
June 26th, 2011
2:11:30 AM CDT
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I lol'd
Hoplite
June 26th, 2011
2:03:42 AM CDT
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Make it so
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This is just goddamn incredible.
Hoplite
June 26th, 2011
2:00:39 AM CDT
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the dullest ytmnd you've ever experienced™
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The child in the dryer is dying. It takes a while.
Hoplite
June 26th, 2011
1:56:24 AM CDT
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wooooOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!!!!!!1clapclapclap clap clap
Hoplite
June 26th, 2011
1:50:55 AM CDT
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wooly willy
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nostalgia'd
Hoplite
June 24th, 2011
2:38:45 PM CDT
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Sinefeld sez things
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Needs moar Pharaoh Faucet
Hoplite
June 24th, 2011
2:37:31 PM CDT
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It's like the ping to the pong...
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DONG? /( °▄°)\
Hoplite
June 24th, 2011
2:31:56 PM CDT
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Wait a Minute....(refresh)
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If I wasn't, I am now.
Hoplite
June 22nd, 2011
11:05:57 PM CDT
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This is such a festive site. Who could resist?
Hoplite
June 21st, 2011
11:50:40 PM CDT
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Σnough with the Ðanson
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That baldman appears to be highly delusional.
Hoplite
June 21st, 2011
10:59:00 AM CDT
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The power of hot chubby chicks compels me.
Hoplite
June 20th, 2011
12:56:26 AM CDT
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Pandeism Synth
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I like the subtlety.
Hoplite
June 20th, 2011
12:52:54 AM CDT
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IYA Strikeforce First Mission
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hoLY SHIT this is funny
Hoplite
June 19th, 2011
8:34:48 PM CDT
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It's "listen listen" not "This mission"
Muddafukka.
Hoplite
June 19th, 2011
8:20:32 PM CDT
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Cool, I have something to listen to for a while later when I'm in the oven.
Hoplite
June 19th, 2011
8:06:54 PM CDT
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The Actual Truth About Brian Peppers (sad story)
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FUCK YOU.
Hoplite
June 19th, 2011
7:57:54 PM CDT
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The Shinception
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Sites like this make me wonder why there isn't an HD version of Riven that runs in a browser.
Hoplite
June 19th, 2011
7:56:18 PM CDT
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WUB WUB WUB WUB II: The Wrath of Shatner
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Guantanamo Bay 2.0
Hoplite
June 18th, 2011
8:40:27 PM CDT
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Seagal plays laser tag
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WTF you guys are pussies
Hoplite
June 18th, 2011
7:43:09 PM CDT
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Faith is Torment
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hell yes
Hoplite
June 18th, 2011
7:41:45 PM CDT
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IT'S FRIDAY NIGHT
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I like this.
Hoplite
June 12th, 2011
8:49:48 PM CDT
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GET TO THE SHAFT
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lol
Hoplite
January 18th, 2011
11:43:06 PM CST
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return to recovery
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I love the tune.
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Muddafukka.