NOOOoooo I was hiding in here from 4chan TIME most influential LOL

WHAT IS PC! F U C K E D i am now putting the book off thats 2 weeks emergency, 1 week what is PC.

who's gonna feed commonsensemedia.ORG?

I'm gonna delete all my test accounts now, probably will just repeat them later when I am doing Q/A and forget

this is my webcam though

that would mean nothing is 5, I knew the ratings made no sense

I'M ELECTRO MAN

c|| never tell a lie, that is all...

Support your bastard children, motherf*ckers: https://www.getmiro.com/adopt/

sorry the correct answer was HERPES. H-E-R-P-E-S.

is it wrong? I thought max was put under a magical sleeping spell one day but luckly the magical trolls that live east of the great river rode down on their white horses and lifted the servers into the sky, to a place where no one could ever hurt them

How about this: running a program for the first time 1975. Day 1. Almost drowned in toilet. Day 2. Cursed computers forever. Day 3. Diagnosed with Swine Flu

How about judging from the prologue? -->You'd think it would be impossible to cough up your own intestines from the flu, or get so dehydrated that your stomach cracks open and your regurgitate all of your internal organs. I don't know how you expect to drink water when you are too weak to stand and you've lost your crazy straw -- plus you better finish it all or you might drown, from the inabilty to raise your head high enough out of the toilet water. It was only an act of fate that your t-shirt was half

ORANGE. or did ya think I was gonna say BANANA KNOCK KNOCK?

crazy straw? but what if you lose it?

alternate method of survival suggestion box:

UN CONFIRMS OUTBREAK CANNOT BE CONTAINED. If I were you I'd start cleaning the bathroom until you could drink out of the toilet if you had to because its so clean.

WELL DO YA LIKE PEE AND POO? - Tom Green

remember, THE TOOTH obama. REMEMBER THE TOOTH

Eh this is just what the washington post said would happen if we elected a black president

EEK EEK EEP EEK!!! (throws bukket)

FUD UP

Guys, the honeymoon is OVER *cleans bathroom floor*

best white text epilogue in a karate movie ever.

MOUNTAINS OF MEHHHH... MOUNTAINS OF MEHH.... MADNESS!

oh wait, this happens in a Jet Li movie, but I forget which one. And its a care bear.

WTF HAX

PREGGERS?

is it true if you stick your gun through an endangered species *ss you will be harder to kill in a gunfight?

whoa uh oh wrong thread sry lol