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HI, I'M GEORGE ZIMMER, FOUNDER AND CEO OF THE MEN'S WEARHOUSE. I'D LIKE TO PARALLEL PARK MY GINORMOUS GENITALIA RIGHT BETWEEN HER BOUNCY BREASTS AND DROWN HER FACE IN A SEA OF SEMEN. I GUARANTEE IT.

HI, I'M GEORGE ZIMMER, FOUNDER AND CEO OF THE MEN'S WEARHOUSE. I WOULD TITTY f*ck THAT BLONDE SO HARD, THAT SHE WOULD BE PULVERIZED UNDER THE WEIGHT OF MY HUMONGOUS HARRIER AS I WOULD LAUNCH A STREAM OF JUICY TOMAHAWK MISSILES LOADED WITH SPERM PAYLOADS AT HER SUPPLE FACE. I GUARANTEE IT.

HI, I'M GEORGE ZIMMER, FOUNDER AND CEO OF THE MEN'S WEARHOUSE. TEHPWNER2, THE ZIPPER ON MY PANTS CAN NO LONGER IMPRISON THE COLOSSAL COCK THAT IS THREATENING NOT ONLY TO RIP MY PANTS, BUT OFF MY BODY AS WELL FROM ITS VAST WEIGHT. I'D LIKE TO TAKE MY FLESHLY SUBMARINE AND FEED IT INTO THAT TEMPTING MOUTH OF YOURS FOR MY JUMBO PATTY TO EXPERIENCE THE KNOWLEDGE AND WISDOM THAT IS TEHPWNER2, THEN BURST WITH A TORRENT OF SEMEN SO HARD YOU'LL CUM OUT OF YOUR EYES. I GAURANTEE IT.

HI, I'M GEORGE ZIMMER, FOUNDER AND CEO OF THE MEN'S WEARHOUSE. I WOULD LOVE TO TAKE STATE-OF-MIND OUT FOR A PICNIC IN A PARK, LIE HIM DOWN COMPLETELY FLAT ON THE PICNIC BLANKET, BALANCE A PABST ON HIS BACK, AND RIGOROUSLY VIOLATE HIM FROM BEHIND - QUIZZING HIM ON BASIC GEOMETRY IN SWEDISH WHILE HE HAS A MOUTFUL OF A PEANUT BUTTER AND JELLY SANDWICH AND ANTS CRAWLING INTO HIS ARMPITS. HE WILL CUM SO HARD HIS FACE WILL MELT LIKE THAT NAZI *ss IN RAIDERS. I GUARANTEE IT.

HI, I'M GEORGE ZIMMER, FOUNDER AND CEO OF THE MEN'S WEARHOUSE. I'D LIKE TO TAKE MY GARGANTUAN GIZZ GIVER AND STICK IT UP LUNACY'S SWEET LITTLE CHOCOLATE STARFISH AND RIP IT OPEN FOR MAKING SUCH A FINE SITE FOR A HAIRY SEX GOD LIKE ME. I GAURANTEE IT.