God dammit don't steal from /v/

NESS NESS NESS NESS NESS NESS NESS

These only work if you're actually, you know. Reading them. Robot voices always suck for these. gtfo

I WANT

I'M CALLING IT NOW: There are multiple versions of the book and the real one hasn't been leaked yet. The fight you're fighting is in vain.

XDDDD at Voldemort

People need to get over it, seriously XD Thank god it's the last one.

<3

Let me just say that Dobby's death = wow, HARSH and Fred's death, now that I actually see it, NIIIICE. The last line implies he dies being a bastard. That's the spirit, man :'D

not really

The reports are all so conflicting it's not going to ruin my experience with reading just because I have a list of possible scenarios which I know much of. The Snape Kills Dumbledore thing was a single, solid piece of evidence and far more ruining than this simply because it was SNAPE who killed him. I do believe these are the true spoilers, but it's not going to matter anymore. The Harry Potter trolls are so disorganized this time around.

There is NO DISCERNABLE REASON I should be laughing at this, but yet...

Pffff. I am like that guy and I don't do drugs.

ahahaha

The funny thing is is that there are so many spoilers for this book that you can't tell what's fake or not. This seems quite tacky of her to name the kids so...bluntly, and the chapter name seems far more blunt than she'd be known for. But if it's real...meehhh.

Oh holy sh*t. I think that S Unown is actually the Z Unown, but that doesn't make this any less hilarious. Good f*cking jorb on picking that up.

You get not last place.

Ahahah.

Pffahahah. I love you so much, Haver of a Gun. I am so sick of hearing about the Sopranos finale.

I'm gonna laugh when this is fake. However, everyone saying "OMG SHE SAYS NO NEW CHARACTERS WILL BE INTRODUCED"--I highly doubt there won't be some minor new character somewhere, and no one said this Rimulus guy is a major player in the book. Nevertheless, this excerpt is pretty failtastic and doesn't have the effect Snape Kills Dumbledore had.

pffhahaha. It's dated, but the humor is lasting.

So basically you didn't have to do any adding or subtracting to get the final grade.

Wow. This is EPIC, I must say. Kudos.

That's clever.

At first I was all "pfff, it should've been an Electrode and have it say "ELECTRODE used EXPLOSION!" but then the ending was perfect. IT LOOKS LIKE PETER USES SEALS ON HIS POKEBALLS WITH THAT EXPLOSION EFFECT.

Oh for f*cks sake I liked this movie :'(

Best YTMND in ages.

You're right. This IS better than YTMND today.

I'm just mimicing the comments I saw on that video. They're depressing. No one seems to realize that spanish people pretending to be gangsta are equal or greater to the failure that rich white posers also bear. I like my crazy spaniards as much as the next, but god DAMN those friggin' gangster spanish guys are annoying, as evidenced by those comments.

I LOVE YOU CHINGO BLING I LOVE MY BEANERS FRIJOLES WITH CHEEZ (what the f*ck)