i come from jerusalem where we eat salami
and yes im kosher i dont eat pastrammi
and no you will never see me eat a pig
i would much rater dine on this twig
no i dont slaughter swine for my feast
because i wont dine on this pink beast
my tip will never be more then 50 cents
as you can see by my car's dents i am a penny pinching man
so in the summer i use an arm powered fan
when my kids ask for air conditioning to keep cool
i tell them to pretend the bathtub is a pool
and send them off to hebrew school
its more jewish.. then persribed by a doctor
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