Wow, Optimus, not really sure what to say. While Some (not all) of the trends you mentioned are true, your ideas for the causes and reasonings behind them are quite innacurate and misinformed.

Amazingly not cool. I don't care what your "style" preferences are, what type of music you like or don't like, or whatever. Think about how you would feel if this was your sister, or a friend of yours.

Can't..... stop...... watching....