Yes. YES!

I now know CPR... However, I still refuse to use it.

The ear rape woke my damn baby so -4. +9 for everything else though! +9 + -4 = ... Well sh*t.

Anyone want the text of what he said? ... Well too bad because here it is anyway. "While suggesting the free treatment of form usually attributed to fauvism, this [painting] quite inappropriately attempts to juxtapose the disparate cubistic forms employed by Picasso and Leger; in addition, the use of color suggests a haphazard melange of clashing styles; furthermore, the unsettling overtones of proto-Vulcan influences..."

I get it! Blue-Blockers!!!

They're all from Star Trek IV. Every single one of them.

Thank you for the explanation. In return, FIVEAGE.

Why didn't he eat it? ... WHY NOT?!

You sir, have achieved mighty f*ckwin.

These are hilarious...

I've seen all three movies countless times and I do not remember that baby... Explain.

That is the most horrifying YTMND that I have ever witnessed...

I usually don't listen to stuff like this because of how stupid it is but holy hell, that was hilarious! Kudos to you, my good sir.

I once ate an entire bowl of Ted Danson's feces. It took me an entire afternoon...

Another little kid growing up in a sh*tty household to become a prostitute. Nice parenting... Also, c*cks.

It's that big enemy thing from the Bioshock game.

Hobbits don't wear shoes you nerd! ... *fixes glasses*

When the image is stacked, her hair kinda looks like boobs... *mini-fap*

Sorry, I didn't know I was dealing with Jerry Falwell over here and the Moral Majority. It's a picture that takes two f*ckin seconds to make and obviously the creator didn't make it so that others would consider him some fantastic artist. Get over yourself.

Well no sh*t. I never said I made it myself and if I knew who did I'd credit them.

Another trustworthy mate.

Damn it.

Sounds like Mr. McBlobbicus here has some fat self-esteem issues of his own. That's adorable!

I thought all women were androids. ... I have some thinking to do...

I love the picture of Picard in the background. But that's it.

Use a preloader, Raptor Jesus Christ...

Most viewed my ass.

Way to mark over parts of the article so we can't read it.

http://atom.smasher.org/chinese/ There's your image source. Try posting it next time.

Actually you wouldn't really know for the picture I suppose but how long did the sound take?