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OH MY GOD, THIS IS PROBABLY THE BEST YTMND I HAVE EVER SEEN IN MY ENTIRE F*CKING LIFE. I'VE NEVER LAUGHED SO HARD AT ANYTHING BEFORE AND FRANKLY I DIDN'T EVEN KNOW I HAD THE CAPACITY TO.

I firmly believe that sleeping with a child until they are the age of 12 is alright. I mean, really, what's the worst that can happen? It's healthy for the kid because you get to experiance all of his coming of age problems (namely masturbation). What the hell kind of father would you be if you didn't teach your kid how to masturbate, and there's also some benifits you get from it as well...if you catch my drift (nothing is quite as good an inexperianced mouth around the base of your penis).

God i love milk. I really really love milk. One time i was rubbing my boner in milk when my sister walked in. She said hi there brother lets do f*ck and i said okay but only if and then she said shut up and she put her hand over my penis and it felt soooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooo good!!. then my dad came in only he wasnt my dad he was darth sideius!! oh no! but he was actually our dad dressing up as darth sidieu s and then he was like hi can i suck your penis and then he pu t his tonege into my

I really like milk. One time i was drinking milk and i got a boner, it made me feel funny but when i rubbed it it made me feel good. my mom came in and she saw me rubbing my boner but i didnt stop and it felt so good. God i love milk