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Thats not as annoying as my wife/sister.

This fellers site is by golly gumbo the most Post Modern Art Deco I have seen from this side of Texas to the next.

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I hate crabs. I also fear dem. I also love dems. It is a complicated emotion that I be havin' so how about we go with 4 stars and call it even.