CaptainJoystick's recent comments:

December 21st, 2006
Scared the sh*t out of me.
December 21st, 2006
On on the site ?Today's NEDM
The original NEDM was anti-setting cats on fire, dude...
December 2nd, 2006
On on the site ?Spock's a hobbit!!!
Bilbo! Bilbo baggins! Bravest little hobbit of 'em all!
November 20th, 2006
"They are creating a world where you have to copyright your sh*t or else they can take it free of charge" Bullsh*t. A peice of work is copyrighted the moment of its insception. You don't fill out f*ggy forms or brand the peice with a meticulously designed logo for it to be copyright.
October 22nd, 2006
On on the site ?Eragon
You go there... advertising space that doesn't have to be paid for! And for 'Marry Sue stars in: Star Wars in Middle Earth' no less!
October 22nd, 2006
You can take an old idea and blatantly rip it off and make a decent book about it. It's the fact that Eragon is blatantly lifted from existing popular stories with shallow stock characters and stringing them togeather with convoluted, unconvincing, and overly fluffy writing. His book sucks, his writing sucks, and in general he sucks just a little more than this site.
October 10th, 2006
Stop whining, looser.
August 20th, 2006
Oh man... I havn't smiled like that for a while...
August 16th, 2006
On on the site ?
4'd. Nifty, but you're a bit of a whiner.
You should have been more covert. Sneaking 'Join Scientology Today!' signs around while your friend distracted her.
On on the site ?Jon Stewart is a Mac
Bad spelling on your part, it's 'iWin'
Actualy, that you spin me right round would be better, I think...
On on the news post happiness is a warm gun.
What is this? A contest! http://ytmndorg.ytmnd.com/ A submission I make!
There are better images, and better songs... of the same subject matter no less. Still, I am amused.
Don't be retarded, why would Scientologists sink the Titanic? ... why indeed...
They aren't required to give their last name. Their first and the company they represent is the first thing they say when they call though. If she wasn't spazing out, he would have been allowed to give her his employee ID so she could register a complaint, but the internets have no sympathy for people who spaz out on the messenger. Bitch.
Ahhhh FATHERLAND!!!
On on the site ?zidane owned
Yeah, cudos and all that sh*t.
On on the site ?zidane owned
Obviously you've never seen pro soccer. Pretending to be hurt is a major tactical maneuver, and the main reason Canadians fare so poorly in the sport (if Zidane had headbutted a canadian, his head would have exploded.)
Saw this on CNN. You beat me to making a ytmnd on it :(
On on the site ?Epic Hockey Maneuver
Holy sh*t... those black guys... my old hometown team!
Sunsub itches.
Pwned.
It's ok... but Xenu is the enemy of scientology, not it's mascott...
Add the post-death... dead girl, and it'll be perfect.
On on the site ?Xenu, Xenu
He must be freed!
Our master, Xenu will be pleased when we make this into a blockbuster movie...
On on the news post what you know about dat?.
240 FOOLISH SCIENTOLOGIESTS! YOU WILL NEVER DEFEAT XENU!!!