Sayin' what needs said.

Disappointingly short, otherwise good!

Owned!

Meant to be funny or not, it's clever and to the point.

Already been said. That's a good thing. It needs to keep getting said until people stand up and do something.

Meowth popping up was a good touch. Other than that, it takes more than profanity and vocal noises to make comedy.

One of the better interpretations on here by far. The lines are actually internally coherent in most cases, which is uncommon in those.

The "peeing moose" bit is what moved this up from 3 to 4 stars for me. Most of the interpretations were a stretch, but unusual enough to work for me.