It's true. Iran is so far away.

Dodge + uppercut every time!

Professor Farnsworth should be Priest Cornelius, Hermes should be Ruby Rhod.

I like the part where God is white.

That shoe belongs in a shoe-seum.

Edited voice from Command and Conquer: Generals. Edited music from Command and Conquer: Red Alert II.

Lasers are monochromatic. You can't separate them into different wavelengths through a prism.

goddammit you beat me to it

The 1960s are depressing.

BYE-RAY-SHUL!!!!!1

I lied. The Internet is not a big truck.

Awesome.

It's just vector mathematics...come on.

STFU KYS EABOD

STFU KYS EABOD

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