The answer is obvious! Gordon Freeman. I think it would be hard to slit his throat even if he is caught in that, because and correct me if I'm wrong- he wears a protective thingy around his neck. that I think keeps the Barnicles from killing him. Because I think that the Barnacles can strangle people or crush bones before they actually reach the Barnicles mouth. Plus, Gordon is awesome, and in a way, he's actually thousands of people. And I think that he's strong enough to flip Sam over from that position.
I know better and quicker ways to crash a server. You can spawn an Airboat and some Rollermines, and have the Rollermines attach to the Airboat. (You may need to get in the Airboat.) Another is to feed a Poison Zombie to a Barnacle. Same thing with a Rollermine. Killing a Stalker crashes the server, period.
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